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Vozači dvotočkaša odreda sanjaju da njihov motor bude glavna tema svake ulice kroz koju projuri. Neki su u toj kreativnosti prešli svaku granicu i mehanike i ukusa, te svoje brze ljubimce stvorili od najneobičnijih materijala, poput WC šolje, traktora ili naslaganih cepanica.

Jedna Instagram stranica posvetila se kolekciji baš ovakvih motora, a mi za vas izdvajamo najzanimljivije primerke:

TATINE PRICEZE SU BILE OVDE

Ili je pustio decu da mu temperama išaraju vozilo... Ili DEA zna tačno na čija vrata treba da zakuca...

 

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This is what happens if you eat paint chips when you're a kid. #fuckyourbikesucks #rainbowvomit #fuckyourbullshit #acidandbikesshouldnevermix #reallyshitbikes #bleedingeyeballs

A post shared by fuckyourbikesucks (@fuckyourbikesucks) on Mar 18, 2017 at 9:43pm PDT

DUŽINA JE BITNA

Nemamo pojma kako išta vidi na putu, ali sigurno je da sa ovakvim motorom svi vide nju/njega.

 

WOULD YOU LIKE SOME BIKE WITH THOSE FORKS? . . . @eisaku_davidson 🤘🤘@foorigans_chopper #fuckyourmainstreambuild #fuckyourtinyrake #imbored #custommade #fuckyourbikesucks #japanrules #bleedingeyeballs #instamotogallery #motofuckery #motorcycles #chopped #chopper #harley #builtnotbought #harleydavidson #stayweird #japan #hd #choppershit #freakswillrule #builtnotbought #twowheels #weirdobikes #ftw #choppershit #custommotorcycle #straightshitisboring #morefreaklessgeek

A post shared by fuckyourbikesucks (@fuckyourbikesucks) on May 27, 2018 at 6:48pm PDT

KOJE ULJE KORISTIŠ? REGENERATOR ZA RAŠČEŠLJAVANJE KOSE

Ovaj vozač ne samo da mora da ima majstora kome može da veruje, već i frizera, a možda i veterinara. Verovatno tokom dužih vožnji mora da pravi češće pauze, jer treba motor napojiti, a i raščešljati te duge vlasi.

 

URGENT! I need a new shampoo and conditioner for my ride. The one I've been using is way too oily and I'm having to brush twice a day to get rid of the tangles!! Perhaps some of you ginger-bearded freaks can share some of your extensive follicle knowledge with me? Happy to trade for a few soft strokes of my horny furball. (additional strokes by prior arrangement only) . . . . #horny #custom #shitbikes #fuckyourmainstreambuild #imbored #hd #custommade #fuckyourbikesucks #custommotorcycle #motofuckery #youidiot #chopped #chopper #choppershit #builtnotbought #barfednotbought #twowheels #vespa #freakswillrule #diy #harleydavidson #weirdobikes #ftw #customscooter #custommotorcycle #straightshitisboring #morefreaklessgeek #custombike #rednecktech #customeverything @vespaextreme 🤘

A post shared by fuckyourbikesucks (@fuckyourbikesucks) on May 17, 2018 at 5:41pm PDT

SEDIŠTE JE NAJVAŽNIJI DEO MOTORA

Koga briga za brzine i kočnice, najbitnije je da guzu ne žulja i da je Džeki srećan. Ček, gde mi je daljinski?

 

..anyone seen where the fuck I left the remote? . . . #couchpotato #custom #shitbikes #fuckyourmainstreambuild #imbored #fuckit #custommade #fuckyourbikesucks #harleydavidson #motofuckery #youidiot #chopped #chopper #choppershit #builtnotbought #barfednotbought #twowheels #hardwarehack #freakswillrule #diy #harley #weirdobikes #ftw #hd #custommotorcycle #straightshitisboring #morefreaklessgeek #custombike #rednecktech #customeverything

A post shared by fuckyourbikesucks (@fuckyourbikesucks) on Mar 27, 2018 at 5:13am PDT

OVDE NE MOŽE DA PRIGUSTI

Vrlo praktično vozilo, idealno ako tokom dugog putovanje jedete u restoranima sumnjive čistoće. Uz malu doplatu ugradiće vam i držač za toalet parir.

 

How is one supposed to expel the hamster on this thing when there's clearly no toilet roll holder? Pathetic. . . . 💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩 #fuckingassholes #custom #shitbikes #fuckyourmainstreambuild #imbored #fuckit #custommade #fuckyourbikesucks #toiletjokes #motofuckery #youidiot #chopped #chopper #choppershit #builtnotbought #barfednotbought #twowheels #hardwarehack #freakswillrule #diy #harley #weirdobikes #ftw #hd #custommotorcycle #straightshitisboring #morefreaklessgeek #custombike #rednecktech #customeverything

A post shared by fuckyourbikesucks (@fuckyourbikesucks) on Mar 9, 2018 at 2:36pm PST

ENGLESKA ELEGANCIJA

Za moderan osvrt na staru englesku uspavanku "Baka koja je živela u cipeli" odlučio se vlasnik ovog vozila. Bitno da će imati društvo.

 

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Valentine's poems are shit So is this brown shoe . . . (Note: If my name was Shoedini I'd make it disappear). @vesparocknroll with the shoebike gold . #shoefetish #custom #fuckyourmainstreambuild #imbored #fuckit #custommade #fuckyourbikesucks #instamotogallery #motofuckery #youidiot #chopped #chopper #choppershit #builtnotbought #vespa #barfednotbought #twowheels #sidecar #freakswillrule #diy #brownshoe #weirdobikes #ftw #hd #custommotorcycle #straightshitisboring #morefreaklessgeek #custombike #rednecktech #customeverything

A post shared by fuckyourbikesucks (@fuckyourbikesucks) on Feb 14, 2018 at 3:14pm PST

DA MU NE ZAHLADNI...

...I da mu sekira nikad ne otupi, bitno je bilo ovom vozaču, kome je metal bio previše očigledan izbor, te se odlučio za drvo.

 

DOES ANYONE HAVE A CHAINSAW I CAN BORROW?? (I can return it in an hour) . . . #fuckyourmainstreambuild #imbored #barfednotbought #custom #custommade #fuckyourbikesucks #junkyard #bleedingeyeballs #instamotogallery #motofuckery #motorcycles #chopped #chopper #scooter #builtnotbought #harleydavidson #stayweird #ratbike #hd #choppershit #freakswillrule #builtnotbought #twowheels #weirdobikes #ftw #custommotorcycle #wood #straightshitisboring #morefreaklessgeek #vespa

A post shared by fuckyourbikesucks (@fuckyourbikesucks) on Jan 9, 2018 at 5:12am PST

ON NIKADA NE RAZBIJA SVOJA JAJA

Nije on da žari i pali po tamo nekim auto-putevima i magistralama. On je za da bukom plaši jastrebove, da ne diraju koke. Vidi kako su divna jaja snele.

 

DOES ANYONE KNOW WHERE THE FUCK I PUT MY BAG OF EGGS? . . . #choppershit #custom #fuckyourmainstreambuild #imbored #shitbikes #custommade #fuckyourbikesucks #instamotogallery #motofuckery #motorcycles #chopped #chopper #fuckit #builtnotbought #stayweird #instamoto #harleydavidson #twowheels #builtnotbought #shitbikes #freakswillrule #harley #hd #weirdobikes #ftw #choppershit #custommotorcycle #straightshitisboring #morefreaklessgeek #eggs

A post shared by fuckyourbikesucks (@fuckyourbikesucks) on Jan 2, 2018 at 4:36am PST

SEDAJ NA MOTOR, HANIBAL JE PRED VRATIMA

Ovaj čovek očigledno nije mogao da se odluči da li više voli dvokolice ili dvotočkaše.

 

On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and next to him is a kid on his brand new bike. The cop says to the kid, "Nice bike you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?" The kid says, "Yeah." The cop says, "Well, next year tell Santa to put a tail-light on that bike." The cop then proceeds to issue the kid a $20 safety violation ticket. The kid takes the ticket and before the cop rides off says, "By the way, that's a nice horse you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?" Humoring the kid, the cop says, "Yeah, he sure did." The kid says, "Well, next year tell Santa to put the dick underneath the horse, instead of on top" . . . #fybs #custom #fuckit #fuckyourmainstreambuild #imbored #custommade #fuckyourbikesucks #goldwing #bleedingeyeballs #instamotogallery #motofuckery #motorcycles #chopped #chopper #harley #builtnotbought #harleydavidson #stayweird #ratbike #hd #choppershit #freakswillrule #builtnotbought #twowheels #weirdobikes #ftw #honda #custommotorcycle #straightshitisboring #morefreaklessgeek

A post shared by fuckyourbikesucks (@fuckyourbikesucks) on Dec 5, 2017 at 6:13am PST

UKRALI GA IZ LUNA PARKA

Beo motor sa šarenim srculencima sigurno će svi zapaziti u moru onih dosadnih i istovetnih harlija.

 

An ancient proverb says that if 10 identical Sumo wrestlers stand naked in a perfect circle and all pee into a tiny teapot without so much as a droplet of their chubby golden pee pee escaping, the very next day one of these will appear on the top of Mt Fuji. Fascinating! . . . @unclewhitelporvida 🤘 #fybs #custom #fuckit #fuckyourmainstreambuild #imbored #custommade #fuckyourbikesucks #japan #bleedingeyeballs #instamotogallery #motofuckery #motorcycles #chopped #chopper #harley #builtnotbought #customscooter #stayweird #ratbike #hd #choppershit #freakswillrule #builtnotbought #twowheels #weirdobikes #ftw #scooter #custommotorcycle #straightshitisboring #morefreaklessgeek

A post shared by fuckyourbikesucks (@fuckyourbikesucks) on Nov 27, 2017 at 3:11pm PST

MAČO, MAČO MEN

Nečiji fetiš prema visokim potpeticama se ozbiljno oteo kontroli.

 

". . . at this point it had become quite obvious that Heinrich's high heel fetish had gotten a little out of hand . . . " . . . #highheels #trike #custom #fuckyourmainstreambuild #fuckit #custommade #fuckyourbikesucks #hd #instamotogallery #motofuckery #motorcycles #chopped #fetish #bleedingeyeballs #moto #motorcycle #builtnotbought #stayweird #footfetish #chopper #pervert #backyardbuilt #backyardbeast #fuckyoureyeballs #builtnotbought #weirdobikes #ftw #custommotorcycle #morefreaklessgeek #whythefucknot

A post shared by fuckyourbikesucks (@fuckyourbikesucks) on Sep 25, 2017 at 5:42am PDT

SAMO ROK, SAMO MOTORI

Ako se ove činele odvoje usred vožnje i odesku glavu vozaču, to neće biti nimalo lep prizor.

 

Hail hail to the good times 'Cause rock has got the right of way. We ain't no legend, ain't no 'cause. We're just livin' for today... (some rock band) 🤘 . . . #acdc #custom #fuckyourmainstreambuild #imbored #fuckit #custommade #fuckyourbikesucks #instamotogallery #motofuckery #motorcycles #chopped #chopper #fuckit #builtnotbought #stayweird #drums #twowheels #builtnotbought #shitbikes #freakswillrule #rock #stupidshit #weirdobikes #ftw #Trike #custommotorcycle #straightshitisboring #morefreaklessgeek #bikers #customeverything

A post shared by fuckyourbikesucks (@fuckyourbikesucks) on Aug 26, 2017 at 8:49am PDT

(Telegraf.rs)