He is NOVICRON! Living proof you can steal anything from Serbs, except - FREEDOM and PRIDE!

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What we know about coronavirus is that - WE KNOW NOTHING.

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What we know about Novak is too much to fit inside 1,000 articles like this.

And it's not the fault of that bat from Wuhan either, that nobody any longer knows where it is, or how it is.

We are to blame for - NOVICRON!

I don’t know if you’ve ever had the chance to find out how it feels to achieve a high score on a pinball machine? When you play a game which resets the dial designed to count even the unattainable... when your name remains written for all those who will later try to take you down for decades. It feels terribly good.

Until someone, who thinks he owns that pinball machine, comes along and changes its software, or smashes it. Until they change the rules of the game. Not knowing that it is only an illusion, because the rules are set only by nature, they are immutable. Everything else is a lie.

Let's get it straight right away: Nole is - GUILTY! Maestro, it's your fault. It is. You broke their pinball machine.

Many will never recover from this mutation of Nole. Tennis will be played, but it will never be the same sport it was before Novak... nowhere in the world, and especially not in Serbia. For a long time now, the criteria for victory and for units of self-confidence hasn't been the same around here... it was all turned upside down by that "smiling and well-mannered boy"... He changed the mindset of people here accustomed to reconciling with defeats, on and off the pitch. He made us great, important, powerful, the ones who no longer give up under the pretext of having "Serbian mentality"...

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He is guilty - now because of him, they have to change the laws and rules. And there they were, thinking that the Serbs had calmed down a bit.

Because of Serbian water polo players, they changed the rules of this sport, shortened the pool, came up with all sorts of things just to stop us... they did not succeed, so at one point suggestions were heard that each team should be allowed to have one trained crocodile in the lineup... it's no good, that wouldn't have helped them either. Because of Milorad Cavic, the rules were changed so that it doesn't matter who touched the platform first, and that we must not believe our own eyes, but theirs. Because of Ivana Spanovic, the rules were changed so that it doesn't matter how far you jump, but how loud you shout! That a pin is what matters, not talent. If it weren't for the pin, the rule would probably have changed overnight stating there can be no jumping from the run, but from the spot. Or the other way around.

The rules exist and are equal for everyone, only, a little more equal for some. And whoever said that thinking of Novak, obviously turned out to be a fool. Because of Nole, it's not the rules of this sport that are changing... it's the rules of life, the definition of freedom, democracy... because of Novak, this sport will change.

He is guilty - he got us used to it. He made us addicted to success, a people for whom the weekly dose of five victories and one tournament became insufficient.

He is guilty - he ruined the game for one of the three tentacles of the world's global mafia octopus - the gambling quasi-sports industry, the bookmakers. He is neither useful to them, nor does he want to, at least once, be that.

He is guilty - he ruined the game also for other arm of the world's global mafia octopus - the pharmaceutical mafia. For those who decided to play God and in one way or another released the Frankenstein virus among the people. With the help of that rotten bat from Wuhan. Novak ruined their game because he refused to become their public poster child... one way or another.

He is guilty - he ruined the game for the third tentacle of the octopus as well, the global political one, who think that freedom is lost and given. No. It is won. Exactly like this. By disagreeing.

He is guilty - he is neither a vaxxer, nor an anti-vaxxer. The former are those of us who saw the only hope for survival in the vaccine, because no one offered us a better option and hope... discounting for the fact they don't have any idea what's in the virus, and that means, what's in the vaccine. The others are those extremists who do not keep their right to think differently to themselves, but create an equally dangerous, if not more dangerous circus out of it, than the virus and the vaccine. Novak is guilty of not supporting either side. He is guilty because he used his right to freedom there as well.

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He is guilty - he broke almost all possible and impossible records, so now they have to think of some new disciplines. And trust me, it's not easy, because as soon as they think of something - he knocks it down. They are like flies trying to land on the edge of a chandelier, and he is the one who kills the flies by looking at them. Scary, isn't it?

He is guilty - he came to Australia believing them when they said that was his second home. His second home. And home is only where your heart is. It's not Australia's fault, they don't have much of a say. One phone call to a convict's great-grandson who is hiding behind the title of the current president/prime minister/whatever politically transient thing, changes the ruling of a court and the laws of this country.

And it wouldn't be a problem if Novak was immediately banned from participation because of any of his decisions regarding coronavirus and vaccination. The rule is clear - non-vaccinated cannot participate. End of story. The problem is that those who are at the level of a statistical error in this game and do not threaten anyone can do it. The problem is that they gave him a medical exemption, gave him a visa, let him come, just so that he could be kicked, humiliated and physically imprisoned like a lowlife.

He is guilty - he ruined all their dreams and hopes. Nadal is not to blame here either, as the leader of a wave of frustrated losers in whom Nole created such strong complexes that it will be a generational genetical problem for them. That both their children and grandchildren will suffer, and count mantras before the serve, touch themselves like before the start of Macarena. That they will not recover from that "crazy Serbian thunderer" for a long time to come.

He is guilty. Not because he gave them money, helping Australians whose homes were destroyed in fires, praying for them and providing support. Not for that. He is guilty for not showing up back then - to burn in that same fire.

Maestro, it's your fault - because they haven't yet invented a vaccine against you, while the lines of vaxxers with tennis rackets have already formed.

What's next? Well, of course - DOPING!

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It may be the only cure for Novicron. Since they don't have to think about overnight adding kebabs (Nole doesn't eat them), brandy, brine, drafty rooms, and similar Serbian specialties onto the list of doping substances, they will find a way to "catch" Nole suddenly, and then crucify him in the media for using, for example, eye drops or sneakers with a soft insole, which illegally give him such powers. They will come up with something, Rafa and similar experienced "doping people" are there to help with advice. That has nothing to do with vaccines, just as this whole circus doesn't. If it wasn't the vaccine, it would have been something else... just like it was with unintentionally hitting a lineswoman with a tennis ball, "the first such case in the history of civilization and the universe."

Until that time, Nole has spent (Orthodox) Christmas in their hotel prison... neither the first nor the last time. Imagine, a tennis God who celebrates Christmas according to his own calendar.

And now, what do we do.

To put it in epic terms: Let's continue on the path that Saint Sava paved for us, that Nikola Tesla traced, and Nole and leaders similar to him continued to walk... on the mental path of freedom. The freedom to like or dislike Novak, but to respect him for everything he has done, at leas give him 5% of what he deserves. That those to whom God has given social media and the talent to hide behind false names and avatars and sh*t on his, but also anyone else's life, can continue to do that... to continue to ask how much he owes us in taxes, to ask that the state doesn't give him land for tennis courts, because, for goodness sake, we don't need lithium, or tennis, or money... we don't even need to know what we need.

"Novak Djokovic Street" is written in Serbian; Illustration: Nikola Jovanovic

Maybe those of us who want regulations to change so that not only dead people can have streets, squares, towns named after them also sound like we came out of an epic poem... And that in this case an exception must be made, before someone else from the neighborhood does it, looking for his non-Serb roots. That Novak Djokovic must get his own street in Belgrade during his tennis life.

And when he returns from the land of convicts' descendants and tennis greats? It remains for us to welcome him this time like we have never before welcomed an athlete. Let's show them that you can steal anything from us Serbs, even victory, but not these two things - FREEDOM and PRIDE!

And they want to rob us precisely of that now.

That's the least he deserves. Because he is - GUILTY.

Author: Aleksandar Sasa Jovanovic

P.S. And lastly, an EXCLUSIVE: What's next? What will Nole do now?

Well, that's the key to everything... They have no idea how to treat Novicron. They only know that they will continue to be scared. And they will be afraid of him and of his shadow for decades. Although information will soon appear in the media, "official" or "first-hand," that Nole will retire from playing and will let the rats bathe in their poison, trust the author of these words - NO. It may give them false hope, and it may not even do that. And not only will he continue to terrorize, overpower and defeat them, but he will now do it even harder and, what's worst for them - for even longer than they thought. In their eyes he will be "GUILTY" as long as his physical strength remains at least closely equal to his mental strength, which is above the limits both of ordinary, and special mortals.

He will be their tennis nightmare, both in daytime and at night. He will be their drafty room, worse than any mutation. He will be their lifelong - NOVICRON.