Status of a girl from Sarajevo about giving birth has raised all women to their feet: "Everybody puts their hands down there as if it's a lottery. Only the janitor was missing"
- Father made it. And you poor thing has gotten fat, got water, stretch marks, heartburn, your teeth are gone to waste... You eath sweet and salty at the same time, you eat anything edible - wrote Sejla from Sarajevo on her Facebook profile
Sejla Cohadarevic from Sarajevo decided to share with the world her impressions with childbirth, without making it look pretty. She wrote her confession on her Facebook status and we will show it to you.
"Father made it. And you poor thing has gotten fat, got water, stretch marks, heartburn, your teeth are gone to waste... You eath sweet and salty at the same time, you eat anything edible. Your hair is falling off, you have water in your knees. Your jaw hurts from chewing. You start to get mustaches and hairy belly. You have a rash on your face, on your legs, on your butt.
You go to give birth, everybody puts their hands down there as if it was a lottery. Only the janitor was missing. You die in the childbirth, you lose your nerves, you go to hell. Your back hurts you for years, Your p*ssy is like fishing boots. They strain you, they stitch you up. You breastfeed, boobs are hurting, nipples are hurting, milk is here, the nipples are breaking, you are breaking.
You can't poop, you can't pee. You clean yourself - it leaks, you wear diapers for 40 days. And the dad, dad made it. It's his names in the documents. You came home, you can't sit, you can't lie down. The baby is crying, it's not hungry, it didn't poop itself.
You get a baby with the suitcase of advice from grandma, aunt, nana, neighbor Sofija and neighbor Milan. Do it like this, do it like that. It peed, it pooped, you become expert for poop. Why is it green, why is it yellow. If it's not hungry than those are cramps. And carry it, bath it, there is no sleep. Yey, we have one tooth and it bites you, it bleeds - it hurts, you can't breastfeed. It's nervous, it cries. Baby wants to walk, but it doesn't want to. It wants to sit, but it doesn't want to.
You care about the baby with one hand, and with the other one you put your curtains. One eye is watching the older child and the other one on the soup. You lie down to sleep the last, and you get up first... And the father??? the one that made it? Dady gets tired at work."
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